Here are a few of my Bird Day predictions:1. Seattle coaches don't argue and offside call with 18:47 of the 1st period in their game this weekend.
2. Missoula actually reports their true attendence at their game's this month. Someone should tell them their rink doesn't seat 2500.
3. Helena actually finishes a game without a misconduct. The Horns have relinquished the Lady Bing to Billings.
4. Yellowstone actually recruits a player who pays his fees with his own dough and not Pizza Hut's.
5. Eugene has a team party where it's players actually wrap it up in time for curfew and say grace.
6. River City lines their locker room with wall to wall shag.
7. Butte actually scores less goals in a game than players on it's roster.
8. The Missoula website will add a new page featuring their team jet as pictures of the bus just aren't working anymore.
9. Tri City's website will actually have an updated article from this decade.
10. Puget Sound will change their name to the Colorado Tomahawks with the hope of keeping it's players from there.
11. The WSHL anounces that 4 teams will fold at the end of this season but they have added 17 more.
12. Puget coach Chad Olson will break his own record by getting tossed from a game during warm ups.
13. Centerman will actually admit that he laughed at one of my posts and will join the ever so gracious owner of the Baulers and release his name to the 12 people who read this.
14. New Fan comes out with his tell all book that leaves teams owners, coaches and fans scrambling for their lawyers.
That's about it. The crystal ball is fading. Hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving.
posted 24 November 2009 18:08
